Pensioners
As in Pensioners Nap. A short snooze (usually no more than 20 Min) which seems to have god like powers of ressurection.
Pensioners by Big Shag. January 16, 2010
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A poor substitute for a shower when cold water is used to pat under the arms, between the legs and on the face.
pensioners slap by Chutney Didsby July 24, 2014
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Pensioners pad
A house or apartment where two pensioners or more reside, where frequent parties, drinking and cooking is usally involved. Above-mentioned residencies are usually well maintained, level-floored and perfectly equipped.
Peter sold his house in the suburbs after retirering from the military and bought him and his wife a big ass pensioners pad.
Pensioners pad by RJKIXS August 29, 2023
Pensioner Pants
Baggy trousers worn by old people. The waist is usually elasticated because the wearer has arthritic fingers incapable of fastening buttons and zips. The decrepit bag-wearer always forgets to wash these repulsive garments which end up smelling like a Paki's toilet on a particularly bad day. Pensioner Pants are very popular with obese, long-past-it security guards who bore you to death with tales of their holidays in South Africa.
Good God! Look at Pork Scotch! What's the old twat wearing now?
They're his Pensioner Pants. Had them since 1973 and never washed them.
They're his Pensioner Pants. Had them since 1973 and never washed them.
Pensioner Pants by Flappy Dickwad June 3, 2009
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