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pensioner
An old guy who receives money for just being around a long time.
The pensioner is a useless old man.
by Apple Cider March 15, 2005
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Jan 15 Word of the Day
The Nussy, or the “nose pussy”, if you will, was discovered during the corona virus pandemic of 2020. People that had to be tested for Covid-19 had to have their nose swabbed right where the brain connects, which often led to people rolling back their eyes and gagging.

A nose-swab-fetish developed from this, because we, as humans, ruin everything.
“Oh fuck yeah, swab my nussy”

Sir, please, I went to medical school

“uwu”
by Pogoextreme December 25, 2020
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As in Pensioners Nap. A short snooze (usually no more than 20 Min) which seems to have god like powers of ressurection.
After last nights session i'm hooped. I could do with a pensioners.
by Big Shag. January 16, 2010
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A pensioner is a old duffer who takes barley enough money to live and the popular show still game a legendary show and just be careful if there sleeping
Person 1: hawl is that old pensioner sleeping or is he deed
Person 2: al check SHES STEALING YOUR PENSION!!
Pensioner: huh whos there

Person 2: naw hes fine
by Steve not stephe January 11, 2020
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