pensioner
pensioner by Apple Cider May 13, 2005
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Pensioner
A pensioner is a old duffer who takes barley enough money to live and the popular show still game a legendary show and just be careful if there sleeping
Person 1: hawl is that old pensioner sleeping or is he deed
Person 2: al check SHES STEALING YOUR PENSION!!
Pensioner: huh whos there
Person 2: naw hes fine
Person 2: al check SHES STEALING YOUR PENSION!!
Pensioner: huh whos there
Person 2: naw hes fine
Pensioner by Steve not stephe January 11, 2020
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Pensioner Pants
Baggy trousers worn by old people. The waist is usually elasticated because the wearer has arthritic fingers incapable of fastening buttons and zips. The decrepit bag-wearer always forgets to wash these repulsive garments which end up smelling like a Paki's toilet on a particularly bad day. Pensioner Pants are very popular with obese, long-past-it security guards who bore you to death with tales of their holidays in South Africa.
Good God! Look at Pork Scotch! What's the old twat wearing now?
They're his Pensioner Pants. Had them since 1973 and never washed them.
They're his Pensioner Pants. Had them since 1973 and never washed them.
Pensioner Pants by Flappy Dickwad June 3, 2009
pensioner's leg
pensioner's leg by Anonymous September 2, 2003
pensioner porn
A type of erotica, usually in the form of a romance novel or story, which to most under the age of sixty five, is just some lame smut, but to a pensioner, it is the sexiest thing since short legged drawers.
Harold: Hey Beth, did you hear that Jackie Collins wrote a new book?
Beth: Oh yeah Harold, she's my favourite pensioner porn author!
Beth: Oh yeah Harold, she's my favourite pensioner porn author!
pensioner porn by Johann Sebastian Snuff March 14, 2021
old age pensioner
old age pensioner by vWarspite August 12, 2022
Misplaced Pensioner
A game for multiple people where one person takes a confused OAP and leaves them somewhere random. It's up to the others to find the Pensioner before they starve to death.
Steve: How's your grandad?
Dave: Didn't you hear? We were playing Misplaced Pensioner and just didn't get to him in time
Dave: Didn't you hear? We were playing Misplaced Pensioner and just didn't get to him in time
Misplaced Pensioner by IDrinkAndKnowThings June 21, 2023
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A)
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B)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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