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pensioner
An old guy who receives money for just being around a long time.
The pensioner is a useless old man.
by Apple Cider March 15, 2005
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As in Pensioners Nap. A short snooze (usually no more than 20 Min) which seems to have god like powers of ressurection.
After last nights session i'm hooped. I could do with a pensioners.
by Big Shag. January 16, 2010
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