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A rare and strange little man. Usually characterized by poorly grown cop staches , and extremely small genatalia.
Found in New Zealand, they think they have breeding prowess, but rarely are the father of their kids. Often referred to as a Linzy
Jesus, Linzy is sure a pettel.
pettel by Dadmau5 December 23, 2020
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Mouse Petter 

(n.) a rum-based beverage, especially popular with sailors in the Caribbean and Wall Street tycoons in NYC
Skinny: "All we have left on the boat is a case of Mount Gay rum, tonic water, and lime - so I made this... try it.
Spanky: "That's great - it tastes like petting a mouse!"
Skinny: "Mouse Petters for everyone!!"
Mouse Petter by MrB7 August 22, 2017
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pettel • petter • Petelo • petterass • pette • Petzel • Pethel • pethtel • Petrel • Petrella
An amazing person who will always be faithful and always be the best friend you will ever have. Alos is very hardworking and loves to laugh and have fun in what ever they are doin.
Hey shes so fun and loving she must be a Pethel
Pethel by kelliep February 11, 2010

Petterøes 

A cigarette brand by the Norwegian man Halfdan Petterøe. He founded the Petterøes tobacco company in 1900, whom his daughter (Aase Petterøe) inherited after his death in 1939.

The smoking brand is one of Norways most popular and best known. It's also known for its well rounded taste and average cut. Not too perfumed, not too neutral.

The Petterøes tobacco is something for anyone, anywhere.
However you will get addicted and die. (Joke)
Dude 1: What's that in your mouth ?

Dude 2: A cigarette ?

Dude 1: Well then it better be a Petterøes !

Dude 2: It is !?

Dude 1: Oh, ok.
Petterøes by IHateZellerZeller January 25, 2010

Petrellicest 

Love of a romantic and/or sexual nature between members of the Petrelli family on NBC's TV show "Heroes". In fandom, Petrellicest fanfic often features a pairing like Nathan/Peter (who are brothers).
When Nathan leaned over and kissed Peter in the hospital, it was such a Petrellicest moment.
Petrellicest by eboniorchid April 2, 2007

Petrella 

A sexy beast of a man. He is often seen with his foot up on a chair, showing off his amazing muscles. Petrellas are funny and nice. Many people dislike Petrellas because they are jealous.
Whoa, that dude's ripped! What a Petrella!

Man, Petrella's such a dick.
Pssh, no way, he's awesome. You're just jealous.
Petrella by Sometimes I do February 13, 2010
Petteri is a Finnish name for a man. It comes from the biblical name Saint Peter, that comes from the Greek word, Πέτρος or Pétros, meaning stone or rock. So, all the dudes named Petteri, are real tough guys. The feminine equivalent Petra, is known to be a godess like woman with a porn star body. So naturally Petteri is also one hot sexual animal, with a sensual touch.
Petteri was a popular boys name espesially in the 70's.
Petteri by MPL10 October 3, 2010
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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