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Petzel
Petzel by Carlos Mencia September 12, 2005
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Petzel • petzele • Pretzel • pretzeling • Petelo • Pretzel Boy • pretzel day • petzold • pretzeled • Pethel
Petzel
When your Dom manipulates your legs and arms every which way while playing with you and takes you from every angle, turning his pet into a human pretzel
The pet’s Dom turned her over and pinned her arms down while moving her legs exactly where he wanted them and she was twisted into a petzel.
Petzel by SirJohnsubVi May 19, 2025
Pretzel Boy
Pretzel Boy – Noun /ˈpretsəl boi/– Derogatory slang used to describe a man child who LOVES pretzels.
Pretzel Boy ate that cheese covered soft pretzel even after it fell face down on the disgusting, contaminated, vomit stained, urinated on casino carpet.
Pretzel Boy by Giggles T. Clown September 23, 2014
Pethel
An amazing person who will always be faithful and always be the best friend you will ever have. Alos is very hardworking and loves to laugh and have fun in what ever they are doin.
Pretzel knickers
A term given to ladies knickers that have been rolled down the legs all the way to the floor then stepped out of, only to be left there looking like an Auntie Anne's pretzel.
Pretzel knickers by PF Jonny August 31, 2014
meat pretzel
two guys standing questionably close to each other. further amplified if they are naked, typically happening in gym locker rooms. in reference to their dongs tied in a knot.
meat pretzel by TallPeniz February 4, 2009
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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