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pethtel
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Pethel
An amazing person who will always be faithful and always be the best friend you will ever have. Alos is very hardworking and loves to laugh and have fun in what ever they are doin.
Pethel Smash
A Pethel Smash is when someone getting attacked uses a chair to defend oneself.
In most cases, thee dreaded "Pethel Smash" results in lose of teeth, severe head trauma and possible vegetable state.
In most cases, thee dreaded "Pethel Smash" results in lose of teeth, severe head trauma and possible vegetable state.
I.E.
Friend 1:"Dude! Did you see Dan's face?"
Friend 2:"Yeah man, He got fucking Pethel Smashed like a mofo."
Puddi:"Poor guy."
Friend 1:"Dude! Did you see Dan's face?"
Friend 2:"Yeah man, He got fucking Pethel Smashed like a mofo."
Puddi:"Poor guy."
Pethel Smash by hipstersbeingtriangles December 8, 2010
Pechtelmistic
Originating and derived from the French word optimistic ( A predisposed self idealism targeted toward promising outcomes) the term pechtelmistic embodies profound unequivocal assured positive conclusions to any event or condition.
Jeremy "Hey Jon! Tonight is the night! Girls are dressed up like sluts and want to get fucked? We are going to get laid for sure!"
Jon “Jeremy! Ur so pechtelmistic!”
Jon “Jeremy! Ur so pechtelmistic!”
Pechtelmistic by porter888 December 4, 2012
Pethel
He’s a Pethel
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