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A whiny little girl that annoys the shit out of everyone
She was being such a Pethtel. Everyone was annoyed after speaking to her
pethtel by Nosnos321 February 14, 2020
An amazing person who will always be faithful and always be the best friend you will ever have. Alos is very hardworking and loves to laugh and have fun in what ever they are doin.
Hey shes so fun and loving she must be a Pethel
Pethel by kelliep February 11, 2010

Pethel Smash

A Pethel Smash is when someone getting attacked uses a chair to defend oneself.

In most cases, thee dreaded "Pethel Smash" results in lose of teeth, severe head trauma and possible vegetable state.
I.E.

Friend 1:"Dude! Did you see Dan's face?"

Friend 2:"Yeah man, He got fucking Pethel Smashed like a mofo."

Puddi:"Poor guy."
Pethuel is one of the best people you will always meet, he's always smiling, he's very selfless, and people can rely on him. He is very smart and charming, and he is very loyal. People can always rely on Pethuel and they know that he has your back.
You see Pethuel over there? Yeah I heard he's a great person.
Pethuel by Idek_man September 11, 2020

Pechtelmistic

Originating and derived from the French word optimistic ( A predisposed self idealism targeted toward promising outcomes) the term pechtelmistic embodies profound unequivocal assured positive conclusions to any event or condition.
Jeremy "Hey Jon! Tonight is the night! Girls are dressed up like sluts and want to get fucked? We are going to get laid for sure!"

Jon “Jeremy! Ur so pechtelmistic!”
Pechtelmistic by porter888 December 4, 2012
Biggest fucking ass hat bitch that is forever single Becca he’s a snitch
He’s a Pethel
Pethel by Pethel March 16, 2019
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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