Petteri 

Petteri is a Finnish name for a man. It comes from the biblical name Saint Peter, that comes from the Greek word, Πέτρος or Pétros, meaning stone or rock. So, all the dudes named Petteri, are real tough guys. The feminine equivalent Petra, is known to be a godess like woman with a porn star body. So naturally Petteri is also one hot sexual animal, with a sensual touch.

Petteri was a popular boys name espesially in the 70's.

Petteri by MPL10 October 3, 2010

Mouse Petter 

(n.) a rum-based beverage, especially popular with sailors in the Caribbean and Wall Street tycoons in NYC

Skinny: "All we have left on the boat is a case of Mount Gay rum, tonic water, and lime - so I made this... try it.
Spanky: "That's great - it tastes like petting a mouse!"
Skinny: "Mouse Petters for everyone!!"

Mouse Petter by MrB7 August 22, 2017

Lennart Poettering

A somewhat well-known author of surreal horror fiction from Germany, Lennart Poettering is mostly known for writing overly long and confusing works such as Pulsations of Autophilia (a tragedy about a sluggish autistic teenager who is murdered while fucking his uncle's Porsche and comes back as a ghost to seek vengeance) and Systems Down (about a server administrator who finds himself locked in the server room after closing time with a horrible, memory-corrupting abomination).

I picked up this new book at Barnes and Noble, but it says that Lennart Poettering is required reading so I'm taking it back.

Lennart Poettering by Mister Spleen June 1, 2015

Potterism-69 

Potterism-69 is a virus that occurred during the outbreak of COVID-19. The virus first appeared when a young boy Luke Potter coughed in public which cost the lives of many elderly women. This devastating virus also effected the atmosphere leading to multiple blizzards on the 21st July 2021

“Fuck me sideways I’ve been sneezing for an hour straight bro”

“Oh shit you might have Potterism-69, don’t pass it on to me please!”

Potterism-69 by TerryTheJanitor November 28, 2022

peterised 

Having a sexual act commited upon you three times in the one night by a person named Peter. For example, Girl (or fat mess) meets Peter in the club. Girl invites Peter back to house. Girl gets fucked by Peter three times in the one night. Girl has been peterised. Can also happen in an alley.

"I'm a fuck you once, then i'm a fuck you twice, then i'm a peterise you bitch"
"Did you hear the girl over the road got peterised the last night"

peterised by Makelele4 April 27, 2008

Petterøes 

A cigarette brand by the Norwegian man Halfdan Petterøe. He founded the Petterøes tobacco company in 1900, whom his daughter (Aase Petterøe) inherited after his death in 1939.

The smoking brand is one of Norways most popular and best known. It's also known for its well rounded taste and average cut. Not too perfumed, not too neutral.

The Petterøes tobacco is something for anyone, anywhere.
However you will get addicted and die. (Joke)

Dude 1: What's that in your mouth ?

Dude 2: A cigarette ?

Dude 1: Well then it better be a Petterøes !

Dude 2: It is !?

Dude 1: Oh, ok.

Petterøes by IHateZellerZeller January 25, 2010

peterick 

A slash pairing between Pete and Patrick from Fall Out Boy. As some people seem to think that the two are an item.

Person 1: I love when Pete kisses Patrick on the neck at shows.

Person 2: Im not so much into the Peterick, i think Pete and Mikey is way cuter.

peterick by Catrine January 11, 2008