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Petterøes 

A cigarette brand by the Norwegian man Halfdan Petterøe. He founded the Petterøes tobacco company in 1900, whom his daughter (Aase Petterøe) inherited after his death in 1939.

The smoking brand is one of Norways most popular and best known. It's also known for its well rounded taste and average cut. Not too perfumed, not too neutral.

The Petterøes tobacco is something for anyone, anywhere.
However you will get addicted and die. (Joke)
Dude 1: What's that in your mouth ?

Dude 2: A cigarette ?

Dude 1: Well then it better be a Petterøes !

Dude 2: It is !?

Dude 1: Oh, ok.
Petterøes by IHateZellerZeller January 25, 2010
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potterless 

An amazing podcast created by Mike Schubert. It makes fun of Harry Potter and is insanely funny.
Guy 1: Hey bro, did you listen to that new episode of Potterless?

Guy 2: Yeah bro, it was so funny.

Potteresque 

Truly magical/indefinably awesome- a versatile term encompassing a wide range of classy actions and objects
Liverpool coming back from 3-0 down in the 2005 Champions League final to win it was a potteresque performance.

petterass 

Misspelling of the word 'pederast' made popular by The Big Lebowski. Webster's defines it as "one who practices anal intercourse especially with a boy."
Walter: When he moved down to Venice he had to go door-to-door to tell everyone he's a pederast (not petterass).

Donny: What's a pederast, Walter?

Walter: Shut the fuck up, Donny.
petterass by RedSoxFox July 15, 2006

Pettersen scale

A system for measuring and rating the intensity of a fart.

1 - Silent but deadly
2 - Audible, but untraceable
3 - Downright rude
4 - Shirts over noses
5 - Causes minor tremors in confined spaces
6 - Good for crowd control, empties a room
7 - Leaves a small stain
8 - Requires a immediate change of underwear
9 - Time to see a doctor
10 - Armageddon. All of the above and self-asphyxiation leading to inadvertent suicide
"Man, that would be a 9.5 on the Pettersen Scale... I'm off home to change my daks!"
Pettersen scale by Stefanowicz January 15, 2008

petterass 

Pedophile. One who sexually enjoys innocent youth as opposed to those their age.
"He's a convicted petterass dood..."
"... 8 year olds dood"
- The Big Lebowski
petterass by n4rf September 28, 2003

Olle Pettersson 

a very cool person and is Emil Forsberg boyfriend
i am the cool Olle Pettersson, because i am Emil Forsberg boyfriend
Olle Pettersson by olle man December 8, 2021