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pettel
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A rare and
strange
little man. Usually characterized by poorly grown cop staches , and extremely
small
genatalia.
Found in New Zealand, they think they have breeding prowess, but rarely are the
father
of their kids. Often referred to as a Linzy
Jesus
,
Linzy
is
sure
a pettel.
pettel
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Dadmau5
December 23, 2020
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