petrafried

When you are extremely intoxicated on marijuana. That thirty minute period right after you get done smoking marijuana cigarettes, and your brain has to re-adjust to reality.

Wow! That marijuana cigarette really got me "petrafried!"

I can't drive right now, I'm too "petrafried;" maybe in 45 minutes.

petrafried by James Baron January 24, 2008

Putrafied 

The phase that results after the body has undergone extreme sexiness.

Damn...I wish I could be Putrafied.

Putrafied by GodIWishIWasPutrafied July 8, 2010

petrofied 

to be scared
2. scared shitless
3. terrified of Petro

YO that kid was so petrofied when i came up to him.
Petro petrofies me.

petrofied by c los petro December 9, 2008

petrified 

(adjective) scared stiff, alarmed, stunned, startled, astonished.

Machine Shop rockin when we step inside, and we got everybody so petrified. -- M.Shinoda FortMinor, 'Petrified'

petrified by _N_r_chy September 28, 2005

Naked and Petrified 

Naked and Petrified is an Internet-based troll meme, nowadays usually associated with Natalie Portman. It (apparently) first started out via comments on the SegFault website, and was used regarding Mae Ling Mak, a Linux magazine columnist. Its origins may lie in the Rocky Horror Show, where the heroes were turned into naked statues.

After comments were disabled on SegFault, N+P moved over to Slashdot where it mated with some Natalie Portman related trolls and appeared in its present form.

It is also closely associated with hot grits a la "Natalie Portman, naked and petrified and covered in hot grits". Articles written in late 2000 accuse the Portmanified meme of being played out, but it was still a favourite almost five years later. Even in 2007 it still pops up now and then.

"Natalie Portman, naked and petrified and covered in hot grits"

Naked and Petrified by Durban Ictionary December 24, 2008

petrafraid 

a fancy way for saying you are scared. being scared so much to the point of petrification.

that new movie petrafraid me half to death!

petrafraid by farmface May 28, 2010

permafried 

Permanently-Fried. When you do so much acid you never come down completely and are never the same. Does NOT mean flash-backs, that's different.

He did way too much acid a few years ago and he's been permafried ever since.

permafried by rubicante June 13, 2003