Petrifried

When a person is so stoned they cannot move.

"Yo man, Jon smoked 8 joints and he's petrifried."

by Frankster420 September 25, 2019

Petrifried

When you are scared/anxious and also very stoned at the same time

I think the cops are outside man I'm petrifried

by WOTD✌ February 22, 2022

Petrifry

An old, stray French Fry usually found while cleaning out one's car.

I found a Petrifry in my car last evening that has to be at least 10 years old.

by GVenMusson February 3, 2010