it's when you scare someone to such an extent, you scare the shit out of them, at times causing them to excrement all over the vicinity
last time i was scared shitless, it took me 20 minutes to clean up the mess.
by otto dealer March 6, 2008
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When you lack faith in the integrity of the door lock to the public restroom you're using, and are so paranoid someone is going to walk in on you that panic causes sphincter muscle contraction, preventing relief of your bowels.

This could actually cause your shit to take even an even more awkwardly long time to complete, when you were hoping you could pull it off like you just ran in there for a pee.

When you eventually do emerge from the restroom, the person on the other side of the door will totes know what you been up to.

Remember to wash your hands afterwards, regardless of your productivity level.
Your hope that screaming "It's occupied" loud enough for the person in the cafe hallway to hear you will spare them from walking in, creating an awkward prison-type situation between you and an eight year old child.

*Rattling of the door handle*
*so scared you can't shit, aka being scared shitless*
by LaRogue August 18, 2013
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Being seriously scared almost to the point of shitting yourself!!!
by Yumpotjie August 10, 2018
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When as a SHITEATER you are afraid you won't get FED.
John I am rimming your ASSHOLE for two hours and you have me SCARED SHITLESS. as so far NO SHIT from you.
by PEDOPHILE SANDBOX August 19, 2021
When you prepare for your FIRST colonoscopy by drinking the prescribed gallon of Golightly, then shit your brains out, then wait for the doctor to shove a camera a few feet up your arse. You'd best be scared, AND shitless, lest you have to repeat.
The thought of it all is way worse than the reality of it. Shit 'cher brains out and swallow your pride!
When my doctor recommended a colonoscopy I was scared shitless, and rendered shitless by the prep.
by Joe Bagadonus January 28, 2023
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When a bag bags a Gold who don't bag and realize what going on I life and won't shit because of it not even fart
They was scared shitless they were constipated for months
by THE BEAR . Husband December 13, 2022
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