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petrofied

to be scared
2. scared shitless
3. terrified of Petro
YO that kid was so petrofied when i came up to him.
Petro petrofies me.
by c los petro December 9, 2008
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Putrafied

The phase that results after the body has undergone extreme sexiness.
Damn...I wish I could be Putrafied.
by GodIWishIWasPutrafied July 8, 2010
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petrified

(adjective) scared stiff, alarmed, stunned, startled, astonished.
Machine Shop rockin when we step inside, and we got everybody so petrified. -- M.Shinoda FortMinor, 'Petrified'
by _N_r_chy September 28, 2005
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Naked and Petrified

Naked and Petrified is an Internet-based troll meme, nowadays usually associated with Natalie Portman. It (apparently) first started out via comments on the SegFault website, and was used regarding Mae Ling Mak, a Linux magazine columnist. Its origins may lie in the Rocky Horror Show, where the heroes were turned into naked statues.

After comments were disabled on SegFault, N+P moved over to Slashdot where it mated with some Natalie Portman related trolls and appeared in its present form.

It is also closely associated with hot grits a la "Natalie Portman, naked and petrified and covered in hot grits". Articles written in late 2000 accuse the Portmanified meme of being played out, but it was still a favourite almost five years later. Even in 2007 it still pops up now and then.
"Natalie Portman, naked and petrified and covered in hot grits"
by Durban Ictionary December 24, 2008
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petrified penguin

When one lies on top of another pinning then down, urinates allover them, and yells "PETRIFIED PENGUIN!!"
Jake: "Hey look! Arielle is giving Alex a petrified penguin!"
by Dirty P November 1, 2013
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the petrifier

The act of bringing both of ones hands together to create a fist, then using it has a battle ram, plunging it into some sort of hole.
Yo Albert and CJ hold open this girls legs as I preform the Petrifier.

Don't drop the soap or someone may give you the petrifier.
by The Saaaucceee January 26, 2012
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Perrified

To be both paranoid and terrified at the same time. The state is usually brought on by being stoned, or just high in general.
Brother #1: "Was that mom coming down the stairs?"

Brother #2: "Dude, don't say that. You're making me perrified."
by OMDizzy April 12, 2015
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