Perfried 

The burning feeling in your nose when you spend too much time at bath and body works.

My nose is so perfried from picking out perfume.

I wish salespeople would stop spraying perfume at me, it's perfrying my nostrils.

Perfried by KEMMA SLAY June 26, 2016

Rick Perried

(v.) When you have a list of three items and you forget what the third thing was.

I just Rick Perried again.

I had three things to buy, but I can't remember what the third thing was.

Rick Perried by f1point0 November 10, 2011

Perried 

Being married at the age of 19.

"hey bro, let's go hit some hookers and do some blow"
"nah bro, Im getting perried in a couple weeks"
"Serious N***A, your only 19!"
"Shit happens my man, shit happens"

Perried by afrojack123 December 5, 2011

getting perried 

To be Getting Perried is to drink lots of alcohol in a turbostyle session.

Last night I was Getting Perried

getting perried by Badger20 June 6, 2017

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019