Petrafyed 

Ritualistically listening your way through pop princess Kim Petras' hottest albums in an exact order during sex with a total top and pig bottom to achieve a mythological orgasm of the gawds; followed by a swift yet euphoric death. The exact song order is said to be deciphered only by the truly verse and thus remains a mystery to this day.

Christopher is going to have himself petrafyed on April 28th 2022.

Petrafyed by You really looked this up? April 30, 2022

Petrafyed 

Ritualistically listening your way through pop princess Kim Petras' hottest albums in an exact order during sex with a total top and pig bottom to achieve a mythological orgasm of the gawds; followed by a swift yet euphoric death. The exact song order is said to be deciphered only by the truly verse and thus remains a mystery to this day.

Christopher is going to have himself petrafyed on April 28th 2022.

Petrafyed by You really looked this up? April 30, 2022

Putrafied 

The phase that results after the body has undergone extreme sexiness.

Damn...I wish I could be Putrafied.

Putrafied by GodIWishIWasPutrafied July 8, 2010

petrofied 

to be scared
2. scared shitless
3. terrified of Petro

YO that kid was so petrofied when i came up to him.
Petro petrofies me.

petrofied by c los petro December 9, 2008

petrified 

(adjective) scared stiff, alarmed, stunned, startled, astonished.

Machine Shop rockin when we step inside, and we got everybody so petrified. -- M.Shinoda FortMinor, 'Petrified'

petrified by _N_r_chy September 28, 2005

Naked and Petrified 

Naked and Petrified is an Internet-based troll meme, nowadays usually associated with Natalie Portman. It (apparently) first started out via comments on the SegFault website, and was used regarding Mae Ling Mak, a Linux magazine columnist. Its origins may lie in the Rocky Horror Show, where the heroes were turned into naked statues.

After comments were disabled on SegFault, N+P moved over to Slashdot where it mated with some Natalie Portman related trolls and appeared in its present form.

It is also closely associated with hot grits a la "Natalie Portman, naked and petrified and covered in hot grits". Articles written in late 2000 accuse the Portmanified meme of being played out, but it was still a favourite almost five years later. Even in 2007 it still pops up now and then.

"Natalie Portman, naked and petrified and covered in hot grits"

Naked and Petrified by Durban Ictionary December 24, 2008

petrified penguin

When one lies on top of another pinning then down, urinates allover them, and yells "PETRIFIED PENGUIN!!"

Jake: "Hey look! Arielle is giving Alex a petrified penguin!"

petrified penguin by Dirty P November 1, 2013