petrified

(adjective) scared stiff, alarmed, stunned, startled, astonished.

Machine Shop rockin when we step inside, and we got everybody so petrified. -- M.Shinoda FortMinor, 'Petrified'

by _N_r_chy September 28, 2005

petrified

alcohol intoxicated(another way of saying stoned (out))

That car was swerving so much, the driver had to be petrified.

by Light Joker March 14, 2005

petrified

adj. stoned so often that acute effects on thought are outwardly noticeable.

little bitch is petrified, no wonder he get no love.

by observer of the obvious November 17, 2003

petrified

An unreasonable (or is it?)phobia of treating computer mouse as a pet.

I'm petrified of sharpening my mouse instead of my pencil.

by Hercolena Oliver June 26, 2008

the petrifier

The act of bringing both of ones hands together to create a fist, then using it has a battle ram, plunging it into some sort of hole.

Yo Albert and CJ hold open this girls legs as I preform the Petrifier.

Don't drop the soap or someone may give you the petrifier.

by The Saaaucceee January 26, 2012

Petrify

In West-Central Scotland: To embellish, exaggerate and generally expand the true meaning of a story, often losing the truth in the process

He was known to petrify accounts of his various visits to Manchester

by RedTorpedo March 1, 2010

petrifying

Something absolutely scary and shocking that leaves the crowd shocked.

When I heard of the ghost it was petrifying

by gyfygyfygyfy October 15, 2014