petrified

(adjective) scared stiff, alarmed, stunned, startled, astonished.

Machine Shop rockin when we step inside, and we got everybody so petrified. -- M.Shinoda FortMinor, 'Petrified'

by _N_r_chy September 23, 2005

alcohol intoxicated(another way of saying stoned (out))

That car was swerving so much, the driver had to be petrified.

by Light Joker March 15, 2005

adj. stoned so often that acute effects on thought are outwardly noticeable.

An unreasonable (or is it?)phobia of treating computer mouse as a pet.

I'm petrified of sharpening my mouse instead of my pencil.

by Hercolena Oliver July 11, 2008

the petrifier

The act of bringing both of ones hands together to create a fist, then using it has a battle ram, plunging it into some sort of hole.

Yo Albert and CJ hold open this girls legs as I preform the Petrifier.

Don't drop the soap or someone may give you the petrifier.

by The Saaaucceee January 17, 2012

In West-Central Scotland: To embellish, exaggerate and generally expand the true meaning of a story, often losing the truth in the process

He was known to petrify accounts of his various visits to Manchester

by RedTorpedo February 24, 2010

Something absolutely scary and shocking that leaves the crowd shocked.

When I heard of the ghost it was petrifying

by gyfygyfygyfy October 16, 2014