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Petitties 

A word that combines the words "petite" and "titties", and may be used to compliment individuals with small breasts.
Guy 1: hey dude, i've seen you've been hanging out with sophia a lot recently.
Guy 2: Yeah, what about it?
Guy 1: nothing, I just didn't know you were into flat girls.
Guy 2: Damn right, good ol' pair of petitties!
Petitties by LeDukeofDeNuke May 3, 2021

co-petitive

Co-petitive is a new game play style that was created for use in the flagship two player computer game Platitude© created by Synergy Games©. Co-petitive game play is an ambiguous style, where its neither co-operative or competitive between the two players. The players can decide whether to help or hinder each other in the aim to complete the level.
Co-petitive game play: An example from the game is being able to toggle gravity for the other player, this would allow player 1 to turn gravity off so that player 2 can get to a button to help player 1 get to the next part of the level. However once up there player 2 could go on to win and not help player 1 at all.

co-petitive by SynergyGames February 5, 2009

petities 

"I don't like her, she's got petities"
"She's not attractive to me, look at her petities"
petities by djphoenix February 1, 2009

Petitition 

Petition to keep pedophiles out of your neighborhood.
Frank kept feeling up little boys down the street, so the neighborhood signed a petitition... Fuckin' Frank.
Petitition by Mtx24 July 30, 2017

Petitties 

A female whose breasts are considered petite or small. It's a mix of the two words: PETITE and TITTIES
Yo man, you're girl got them petitties
Petitties by P00zy.D3ztr0y3r.3005 December 9, 2017

petitties 

titties that are small or "petite"
Guy 1: "Look at that girl over there! She's hot!"
Guy 2: "She's got petitties. I prefer the bigger bouncier breasts"
petitties by wwulf April 17, 2020
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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