Titties 

Sacred life orbs that squirt milk so that babies (and sexual partners) can suck on them.

Mike: I hate this quarantine, I wish there were titties I could suck on.

Titties by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic October 4, 2020

titties 

The breasts of a male or female, can also be called:

APPLES
BALCONY
BALLOONS
BANGERS
BAZONGAS
BAZOOMS
BEAN BAGS
BIG BROWN EYES
BON-BONS
BOOBIES
BOOBS
BOTTLES
BOULDERS
BULLETS
BUMPERS
BUSTERS
BUTTERBAGS
CANTELOUPES
GAZONGAS
GLANDS
GLOBES
GRAPEFRUITS
GUAVAS
HANDFUL
HAND-WARMERS
HEADERS
HEADUGHTS
HILLS
HONKERS
HOOTERS
HOWITZERS
JABOOS
JIBS
JUGS
JUMBOS
KAZONGAS
KNOBS
KNOCKERS
LACTOIDS
LOAVES
LOBLOLLIES
LOVE BUBBLES
LOVE MUFFINS
LULUS
LUNGS
MAMMETS
MAMS
MANGOES
MEATBALLS
MEAT LOAVES
MELONS
MILK CANS
MILK SHOP
MOUNDS
MOUNT OF ULIES
MOUNTAINS
MUFFINS
MULLIGANS
MURPHIES
NANCIES
NATURE'S FONTS
NIBLETS
NINNIES
NIPPERS
NODULES
NOOGIES
NUBBIES
NUTS
ORANGES
ORBS
OTTOMANS
PAIR
PALOOKAS
PAPAYAS
PAPS
PEACHES
PEAKS
PEARS
PECTS
PEEPERS
PILLOWS
PIPS
POKERS
PONTOONS
POTATOES
PUMPKINS
PUMPS
RIB CUSHIONS
ROUNDIES
SANDBAGS
SCONES
SCOOPS
SET
SHAKERS
SHIMMIES
SKIN SACKS
SNUGGLE PUPS
SPHERES
SPUDS
STACKS
STUFFING
SWEATER MEAT
SWEET ROLLS
SWINGERS
TAMALES
TETONS
TIDBITS
TITS
TITTERS
TI=IES
TOMATOES
TOOTERS
TORPEDOES
TWANGERS
TWIN PEAKS
TWOFERS
UMLAUTS
UPPER DECK
WALDOS
WARHEADS
WARTS
WATERMELONS
WHOPPERS
WOBBLERS
WONGAS
YABBOS
YAMS
ZEPPELINS

Dude, those zepplins are fucking huge!

titties by Mao Tse Fong August 19, 2004

Titties 

Titties is another way of saying Boobs. Boobs are a woman's breasts.

They secrete milk after pregnancy, and are very sexually attractive to men. Men find women's boobs attractive for biological and evolutionary reasons, they signal to men that the woman attached to them is nutritionally healthy, youthful, and able to have a baby. So, boobs may be one of the main factors of sexual attraction between men and women that leads to reproduction and the continued survival of humans.

Playing with their boobs during sex can be arousing for women.

Because of their attractiveness, boobs are often times used by women to get men's attention, or to get them to do something. Men have been known to go to extreme lengths just for a woman's boobs.

Men's obsession with women's titties is explained by evolutionary biology.

Titties by Emperor Shao Kahn December 16, 2019

Titties 

1.) The most beautiful things in the world.
2.) Slang term referring to the mammary glands of females (and sometimes males).
3.) The TRUE best stuff on earth
4.) An expression used by many to convey happiness, elation, and excitement.

1.) I love me some titties.
2.) See them titties?
3.) Man, those are some great titties.
4.) Titties!

Titties by Mikey G September 12, 2003

titties 

girls have them, boys like them, and babies drink from them!!

May i suck you titties, ma'am

titties by knaalknsfg;askldnv;kdngvjkanvj October 6, 2015

Titties 

A female body part that no man can resist. Males will do anything to lay a finger on the beautiful squishy fun. It is sometimes difficult to even take a look at the curvy chest of a girl/woman.

Did you see those girls Titties?

Titties by The Dirty One :) March 25, 2019

Titties 

Another Word For The Best Damn Things Since Peanut Butter! Namely: Boobies

Let Me Squeeze Those Titties Of Yours.
OR
Wanna See My Titties?

Titties by Mountain Dew :] March 7, 2017