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would you like to sign my petition 

If you hear this said by a guy with a leather trench coat and sunglasses, run as far as you can.
1) to recycle the same beer from one beer pong game to another
2) to hold the same beer all night and act like your drinking it
1- Drink that cup and stop pettiting.
2- Look at him he's been pettiting that beer all night.
pettiting by crazy party man March 17, 2009

Petition 

a list of people who support your ideas
sign my Petition for free food plese
Petition by Anonymous June 9, 2003

petition 

A list of names gathered in order to force an action to be made based on the demands made by the petition.
Petitions are useless pieces of paper that aren't going to do anything no matter how many names are on them.
petition by Linktriforce007 July 18, 2009

politition 

emphasis on tit. Someone who will lay down your life for his country.
The differnce between the western world and nazi germany is that we vte for our fascists.
tit, motherf**ker, bastard, fascist c**nt!
politition by Curt flabbs December 8, 2003

Petition 

Petitions you can sign to help stop performative activism: a thread
Petition by UrbanDictionaryDemoman October 23, 2020