Petitition

Petition to keep pedophiles out of your neighborhood.

Frank kept feeling up little boys down the street, so the neighborhood signed a petitition... Fuckin' Frank.

by Mtx24 July 30, 2017

would you like to sign my petition

If you hear this said by a guy with a leather trench coat and sunglasses, run as far as you can.

hi there would you like to sign my petition?

by mycockiscutinhalf January 23, 2021

pettiting

1) to recycle the same beer from one beer pong game to another
2) to hold the same beer all night and act like your drinking it

1- Drink that cup and stop pettiting.
2- Look at him he's been pettiting that beer all night.

by crazy party man March 17, 2009

Petition

a list of people who support your ideas

sign my Petition for free food plese

by Anonymous June 9, 2003

petition

A list of names gathered in order to force an action to be made based on the demands made by the petition.

Petitions are useless pieces of paper that aren't going to do anything no matter how many names are on them.

by Linktriforce007 July 18, 2009

politition

emphasis on tit. Someone who will lay down your life for his country.
The differnce between the western world and nazi germany is that we vte for our fascists.

tit, motherf**ker, bastard, fascist c**nt!

by Curt flabbs December 8, 2003

Petition

The democrat equivalent of thoughts and prayers.

Petitions you can sign to help stop performative activism: a thread ✨

by UrbanDictionaryDemoman October 23, 2020