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Petitties 

A female whose breasts are considered petite or small. It's a mix of the two words: PETITE and TITTIES
Yo man, you're girl got them petitties
Petitties by P00zy.D3ztr0y3r.3005 December 9, 2017

petitties 

titties that are small or "petite"
Guy 1: "Look at that girl over there! She's hot!"
Guy 2: "She's got petitties. I prefer the bigger bouncier breasts"
petitties by wwulf April 17, 2020

petitties 

yo my petitties are looking fire
petitties by yertamaniabeech June 9, 2022

mashed potitties 

When you take two exceptionally sized breasts and mash them into one super breast
When I get home I'm gonna make some mashed potitties.

I can't wait for Thanksgiving to make some Mashed potitties
mashed potitties by FacksOnly November 19, 2014

petiteness

Slang term for a tiny girl, petite girl, with more affection.
Petiteness but that ass fat.

- Biggie
petiteness by badsanta July 22, 2005

penilties 

Word that a noob forum spammer, AKA bigdawg007, says when he means penalties and hasnt recieved a proper education to know how to spell.
~celebration penilties~
anyone see the terrible officiating in the georgia/lsu game. never been much of a offciating debater but, the out come of any game should never be affected by a bad call and there was two at the end of that game,SEC OFFICIATING IS FRIGIN TERRIBLE,learns the difference between celabrating with your teammates and taunting, which is what that rule is for anyways you friggin idiots,good game LSU an UGA,to bad the officials got in the way
penilties by Blacksleaf October 4, 2009
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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