co-petitive

Co-petitive is a new game play style that was created for use in the flagship two player computer game Platitude© created by Synergy Games©. Co-petitive game play is an ambiguous style, where its neither co-operative or competitive between the two players. The players can decide whether to help or hinder each other in the aim to complete the level.

Co-petitive game play: An example from the game is being able to toggle gravity for the other player, this would allow player 1 to turn gravity off so that player 2 can get to a button to help player 1 get to the next part of the level. However once up there player 2 could go on to win and not help player 1 at all.

co-petitive by SynergyGames February 5, 2009

Competitive BSing 

A term Riot Games came up with to combat toxicity. Nobody actually knows what it means.

Friend (Loading into League of Legends game): What does Competitive BSing mean?
Me: Idk man I'll google it.
Me (Shortly after): Nobody knows.

Competitive BSing by zMuZZle February 5, 2020

Competitive Player 

A man named Nick Schatzki who is naturally good at video games

Ex: Dead by Daylight, Murder, Uno, ect

Nick you're such a competitive player !

Competitive Player by __Le__ June 16, 2017

Overwatch Competitive 

When no one protects the fuckn payload and the russians wont stop screaming and when everything is cancer

overwatch competitive, goodluck winning........

Overwatch Competitive by dr loserfruit June 5, 2018

Competitive Sex

The less popular version of Casual sex. This type of intercourse usually has match tournaments hosted in underground facilities far away from society. The matches usually consist on who can last the longest and for additional points, moans are rated on the intensity and measured in DB units. There is also a leaderboard for the true champions of such activity, your moms at the top lol.

Dan: Yo, I just had competitive sex with my gf last night. It was crazy! I almost got second place.
Tom: What the fuck are you talking about

Competitive Sex by NotAQoomer December 2, 2022

uranate like a competitive equine 

Means the same as piss like a racehorse; e.g., when you have to pee really badly.

Sheesh!!! Todd had to uranate like a competitive equine this morning!!! Must have been all the brewskies he had last night!!!

uranate like a competitive equine by Telephony January 20, 2011

Competitive swimmer 

A person who is part fish. They don't have much time for a social life because they are constantly in the pool training, or outside of the pool, eating.

"Hey do you want to see if Sean can come to the movies?" asked Justin

"No man, he's a competitive swimmer, he won't have time." Replied Oliver.

Competitive swimmer by Robofish May 14, 2015