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petitile 

A Uwu person who likes to date kids when he is 69
Jake: “Did you hear about the petitile case?”
Katie: “No did you!”
Jake: “Yes Baka is dating ginggong but Baka is 69!!”

Katie: “GINGGONG IS ONLY 6”
petitile by Annoyemose November 30, 2023

petifile 

talbert serigny
petifile by julie duet April 6, 2003

petifile 

a foot-scrubbing and filing implement, especially useful for dogs
Maddie used the petifile to care for Winnie's toenails.
petifile by IngThing December 14, 2008

petifiles 

Means someone who is sick in the head and likes to molest young pets.
Yo dawg did ya'll see dem peeps over therrr? Dem ones dat be in da middle be lookin like petifiles!
petifiles by DGeatatJG June 22, 2009

pettilexiosis 

Petti-Lex-ee-O-sis

The wanten and unnecessary need to create more fake words.
I am suffereing from an accute case of pettilexiosis.
pettilexiosis by GamesPlus July 18, 2005

petifile 

lonely guy that is misunderstood by adults, one who needs companionship with others under 18 years of age who understand him.
petifile by Superman November 28, 2003

co-petitive

Co-petitive is a new game play style that was created for use in the flagship two player computer game Platitude© created by Synergy Games©. Co-petitive game play is an ambiguous style, where its neither co-operative or competitive between the two players. The players can decide whether to help or hinder each other in the aim to complete the level.
Co-petitive game play: An example from the game is being able to toggle gravity for the other player, this would allow player 1 to turn gravity off so that player 2 can get to a button to help player 1 get to the next part of the level. However once up there player 2 could go on to win and not help player 1 at all.

co-petitive by SynergyGames February 5, 2009
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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