Perfectenschlag

1.) When everything in a man's life comes together perfectly.
2.) A perfect pork anus.

"I get to prove myself to corporate, I am possibly a father; I am so deep inside of Perfectenschlag right now!"

by traversecarton0 March 28, 2012

Perfectenschlag

1) When everything in a man's life comes together perfectly

"I'm so deep inside perfectenschlag right now"-Dwight

by Officefan May 27, 2012

Perfectest

the state of being perfect, pure perfection

Example 1
"OMGG<33 Nicolas u are the perfectest man on earth!!!"

Example 2
"Dude!! look at Martyna! danmm she is perfectest girl that i've ever seen"

by NikoDonoso March 27, 2010

Christian Persecution Complex

The complex where Christians are being oppressed and persecuted wherein reality their belief-system has been dominating countries, schools and political systems since like 300 BCE.

Christian: "One day Christians will be able to worship freely, without persecution."

Person: "Talk about CPC."

by DesPERRYado July 12, 2005

Persecution Fetish

Someone with a persecution fetish - normally straight christian conservatives - believes that they are persecuted and oppressed to make themselves feel special and play the victim, when in reality those people are the ones who persecute others themselves.

Person1: ''It's horrible, we christian white straight men are being erased from media and censored''
Person2: ''mf you were just talking about how you hate gay people, quit having a persecution fetish''

by TomatoLoss July 17, 2023

persecution complex

One of the top fifteen factors that can transform a reasonable, amiable, friendly person with reasonable, friendly beliefs and ideas into a ranting, screaming, judgemental zealot with poisonous, nauseating, self-righteous dreck for beliefs.

Persecution complex can strike anyone, regardless of belief, creed or religion, or whether they disagree with you or not. Once you start believing that the whole world is against you, you begin to justify your abominable actions by the presumed hostility of the world. Mind you, it's a great way to not only make enemies, but also an excellent way of making people reject your beliefs and idealogy.

by T-Boy August 29, 2003

Perpetute

A hybrid of a perpetrator and a prostitute.

Did you notice Kaylee throwing down that epic cockblock on you?

Yeah, she's been acting like a perpetute since I tobagganed her and never called back.

by DooberPizzle March 26, 2009