T-Boy's definitions

Pizza Rage

An overwhelmingly potentially dangerous "fit of rage" triggered by the poor craftsmanship of a "limp-wristed" younger employee (generally a "Mellennial") whose half-hearted attempt at cutting your pizza resulted in all of your pizza slices being stuck together causing a person to have to rip their pizza apart unevenly and pissing them off to no end.

When he realized how poorly his pizza was cut, he went into a "Pizza rage".

by t-boy January 17, 2018

Suxstitution

To replace something that is just "OK" with something far worse.

This crappy rental car is a suxstitution for my corvette while it is the shop.

by t-boy May 27, 2012

busta

To break out, or produce something quickly. Originated by Young MC in his song Bust A Move.

"So come on fatso and just busta move"

by T-Boy August 3, 2004

Retro-negotiate

Retro-negotiate: To offer up new terms and conditions to a deal previously made when the outcome does not go your way.

Joe thought he would win the bet but when he lost, he tried to retro-negotiate the amount he now owed.

by t-boy January 19, 2018

idiot

An epithet that describes anyone but you.

It is a statistical certainty that there is someone out there in the planet who considers you an idiot. That person doesn't matter, of course -- he's an idiot.

by T-Boy August 29, 2003

feminism

A doctrine, originally formulated during the 18th and 19th century as women's emancipation and suffragetism, that advocated the emancipation of women and attempts to get everyone else to recognize that women have equal rights to men.

Modern feminism is characterized by its doctrine of 'expanding choice for both genders', as feminists ostensibly desire a society where not only women may be allowed to do whatever they please (within reasonable, human limits), but to also allow men to enjoy the same freedoms as women should, which should include the choice of NOT doing something, if they do not wish to do so.

Unfortunately, thanks to misunderstanding and human nature, nobody really believes in this shit anymore, and people stereotypically associate feminists with hairy-armpit owning dykes who hate all men, and opponents of feminists as hairy boorish pig-subhumans.

It's fucking sad, but feminism is a great example of why humanity is a damn sight dumber than everyone likes to believe.

by T-Boy August 29, 2003

spadafora

An Italian name for something interseting. Don't know what it means, but wouldn't you like to own a Spadafora? Sounds Cool.

I was cruisin'in my Spadafora yesterday.

by T-Boy August 5, 2004