T-Boy's definitions

idiot

An epithet that describes anyone but you.

It is a statistical certainty that there is someone out there in the planet who considers you an idiot. That person doesn't matter, of course -- he's an idiot.

by T-Boy August 29, 2003

Retro-negotiate

Retro-negotiate: To offer up new terms and conditions to a deal previously made when the outcome does not go your way.

Joe thought he would win the bet but when he lost, he tried to retro-negotiate the amount he now owed.

by t-boy January 19, 2018

Suxstitution

To replace something that is just "OK" with something far worse.

This crappy rental car is a suxstitution for my corvette while it is the shop.

by t-boy May 27, 2012

persecution complex

One of the top fifteen factors that can transform a reasonable, amiable, friendly person with reasonable, friendly beliefs and ideas into a ranting, screaming, judgemental zealot with poisonous, nauseating, self-righteous dreck for beliefs.

Persecution complex can strike anyone, regardless of belief, creed or religion, or whether they disagree with you or not. Once you start believing that the whole world is against you, you begin to justify your abominable actions by the presumed hostility of the world. Mind you, it's a great way to not only make enemies, but also an excellent way of making people reject your beliefs and idealogy.

by T-Boy August 29, 2003

big foot

aka Sasquatch! Big Hairy MoFo who stinks! 7 feet tall. Scares Cats! Mostly seen in the 70's...on reel tape.

Yo, Big Foot is one hairy Bitch!

by T-Boy August 3, 2004

Sassin' Habib

Talking trash to the clerk at a Seven-Eleven.

Kim started sassin' Habib when he asked for her ID.

by T-Boy August 11, 2004

Mutually Assured Destruction

The "lose-lose" scenario in any kind of war, although nuclear war is often associated with this term.

"From my reading of various pronoucements made by the Russian High Command over the years, I am convinced that they will never again permit their nation to be threatened... no matter what the cost... that cost itself may actually is Mutually Assured Destruction."

-- Alan Moore, as the voice of Professor Milton Glass, "Dr. Manhattan: Super-Powers and the Superpowers", in Watchmen (DC Comics, 1986)

by T-Boy August 29, 2003