Verb. pur-si-kyoot cut-ed, cut-ing.
To be violently jarred by a stranger's outsized handbag. Usually at a bar or other crowded establishment where people have no sense of personal space.
To be violently jarred by a stranger's outsized handbag. Usually at a bar or other crowded establishment where people have no sense of personal space.
I was quietly sitting alone, enjoying my scalding hot tea, when that awful woman pursecuted me with her gaudy Louis Vuitton knock off.
by akandi December 24, 2009
Get the Pursecute mug.The complex where Christians are being oppressed and persecuted wherein reality their belief-system has been dominating countries, schools and political systems since like 300 BCE.
Christian: "One day Christians will be able to worship freely, without persecution."
Person: "Talk about CPC."
Person: "Talk about CPC."
by DesPERRYado July 12, 2005
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Someone with a persecution fetish - normally straight christian conservatives - believes that they are persecuted and oppressed to make themselves feel special and play the victim, when in reality those people are the ones who persecute others themselves.
Person1: ''It's horrible, we christian white straight men are being erased from media and censored''
Person2: ''mf you were just talking about how you hate gay people, quit having a persecution fetish''
Person2: ''mf you were just talking about how you hate gay people, quit having a persecution fetish''
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Persecution complex can strike anyone, regardless of belief, creed or religion, or whether they disagree with you or not. Once you start believing that the whole world is against you, you begin to justify your abominable actions by the presumed hostility of the world. Mind you, it's a great way to not only make enemies, but also an excellent way of making people reject your beliefs and idealogy.
by T-Boy August 29, 2003
Get the persecution complex mug.As a busy single mother, Jane's pursefume reflected her hectic lifestyle - when she opened the bag, a scent of cough drops, disinfectant, dust, baby powder and the coffee she had spilled on her purse filled the air.
by Eileen Fitzpatrick April 5, 2008
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My friend is very precutefulous it's ridiculous.
by Lemon pieces December 31, 2013
Get the Precutefulous mug.When the number π is being spied 24/7/365 online and trolled by envious or jealous numerical constants, who couldn’t stand her global appeal or fame, as thousands of mathematicians and math educators worldwide maniacally devote an obscene number of hours every year trying to discover hidden properties about her.
Constants like e and 𝛷, conspiring with √2 and i, have been repeatedly accused of pi persecution, because they’ve allegedly or unprovenly ganged up to serially and spitefully downvote any old and new Urban Dictionary entries on π every day.
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