peraf

A Cordial way to leave a conversation without explanation.

Peraf dinner. Meaning ( I have to go eat dinner I will talk to you soon.)

by Chris Beast January 15, 2008

peraltiago

the romantic pairing of jake peralta and amy santiago from brooklyn nine-nine. peraltiago is a healthy and loving relationship adored by many

peraltiago is the best

by arrowverse+ May 7, 2018

perf.com

"Perfect" shortened to "perf" accentuated with a .com. It's basically bomb.com for the 21st century. Yeah it's a thing. Tell all your friends.

Omgz she looks soo perf.com in those yoga pants. I wish I could be her.

by pweets April 17, 2013

Jake Peralta

Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool noice toit cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool no doubt no doubt cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool

“Who keeps saying cool and noice and toit and no doubt”

“Oh it’s only Jake Peralta”

by Tessa’s bae July 30, 2019

Jake Peralta

A fictional character from the tv series Brooklyn 99. Peralta is married to Amy Santiago and is the worlds greatest detective/genius. His best friend is Charles Boyle.

Vulture: Whom has a big white ass?
Charles Boyle: JAKE PERALTA!

by 1800iloveshawnmendesandtøp August 22, 2018

ParaFlinch

Used in Pokémon video games to describe a Pokémon whose sole purpose is to first Paralyze and then try to Flinch the enemy. Due to both status conditions having a chance to stop a Pokémon from attacking, every turn the Paralyzed Pokémon tries to attack has a very high chance to stop the attack from executing because each status is rolled separately (you have to win the RNG paralyze roll AND win the flinch roll to even attack).

I thought I would lose the match for sure, but I was able to ParaFlinch the win out with my Jirachi! He couldn't do a thing about it.

by AnonV February 14, 2015

Parafucktion

An instant in which two or more seperate, but equally terrible occurances coincide.

Yesterday, I had a total parafucktion; my hard drive melted down and at the same time the blender burst into flames.

by Althea_Novak August 28, 2007