parafied 

terrified to the point of paralysis

he was parafied by the sight of his girlfriend's ugly sister

parafied by RoyaltiesToTheRoyalties November 22, 2006

parafied 

A mixture of feeling paranoid and terrified all at once.

I became parafied when black flying insects roared out of it's mouth.

parafied by LeStranger October 19, 2004

parafied 

The act of being petrified and paranoid be the same time.

I was parafied that someone was following me through the woods.

parafied by Joel berry May 5, 2008

Parafield Gardens

Parafield Gardens is a big suburb in Adelaide's northern suburbs. It is the best place in the world even though most people who dont live in parafield gardens say that its feral. Parafield gardens is home to Parafield gardens high school and its the best school in the world but people who never went there say its feral.

person a: I'm from Parafield Gardens
person b: EWWW You're feral!
person a: Whatever, fuck off

Parafield Gardens by parafieldgardens4eva June 21, 2010

parafiddle 

The act of fingering a woman using the rhythmic pattern of a paradiddle with your middle and ring fingers.

Adam: I parafiddled her hard last night in the coalition.

parafiddle by AdamDe123 November 15, 2013