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A walking mound of intelligence, creativity, sexual superiority, and brawn. Usually, many are intimidated by his facile technique and his shear presence can be felt miles far from where he may be located. For those that don't know.. One should watch their actions and words. A Santiago may become irritable to those who have a labeled status of fool, ignorant bean, or cur. If you are not careful he may beat the shit out of you, shut you up, or take your woman. Most likely things will result in a combination of two or all three at once. And even though his aura is pretty much strong enough to pop your hot sister's tits, he is slow to anger, quick to tell a joke, and quicker to smash some good cooch. A great friend and funny person, Santiago's are amazing to be around.
"Dad? I love you and all but.. I want to grow up to be Santiago."

"Madam. The nurse and i had to saw off our hands after handling the baby. He is truly Santiago."
by 4amflites September 05, 2011
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A common name for a funny friend. Usually nicknamed Santi which is derived from Santiago. Santi is used by said persons good friends, and will likely spread to all of the people that said person knows. Soon, said person will become Santi, ridding himself of his family given name, in favor of the coolest nickname of all time. The furthest thing from emo.
That boy Santiago is the shit. Dude's hilarious!!
by thatboy36512 July 16, 2010
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A Puerto Rican sex God. Santiago is well known for his extraordinary penis: He contributes he success to his phallus and sexual conquests. Although many women of the mid west have seen the orgasmic light of the Puerto Rican sex God, there is only one woman that has ever stimulated Santiago both body and mind. Santiago is most effective as a God when in the act of transcended emulsion with this one woman.
oh Santiago! oh Santiago! Oh Santiago!
by Utahmel April 22, 2008
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A Colombian sex god. As potent and addictive as Colombian cocaine. Knows how to spank you the right way.
It wasn't very good...he wasn't Santiago.
I can't stop thinking about Santiago.
I wish I could give up sex with Santiago, but I just can't, it's too good.
by addictedlover December 02, 2012
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Man in Mask traps you in alley: Santiago called and he needs his money.

Ty: Tell Santiago he will get his money I just need a few days.
Man in Mask: That's what you said last time *reaches for gun
by Freddie Valedi May 10, 2017
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A being in a series of YouTube videos on the channel “Pamtri” that is in nearly every single video and always kills someone. He appears to be nigh omnipotent and he spends 70$ on bullets every week. He usually likes to possess people and after he’s done killing, he says SANTIAGO with a loud echo effect.
Who are you?”
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by PPSLAYER611 February 19, 2018
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