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Absolute fucking legend. Never mess with a Peralta.
Damn he must be a Peralta... he's a fucking legend.
Peralta by GNUCKS92 September 13, 2020

peralta guarantee 

A gaurantee by Jake Peralta that something will definitely happen.
Your last peralta guarantee was that you could dunk a basketball. - Santiago
peralta guarantee by Karolthe27th February 15, 2024

Peralta disease 

It’s that addicting sweet spot where every second without them feels too long.You can’t go more than an hour without needing their presence—because when you're hooked, every minute apart is pure torture
Oh , you only hooked up twice and your already cracked out ? You have peralta disease so bad .
Peralta disease by Kitbits June 3, 2025

Jake Peralta 

Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool noice toit cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool no doubt no doubt cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
“Who keeps saying cool and noice and toit and no doubt

“Oh it’s only Jake Peralta
Jake Peralta by Tessa’s bae July 30, 2019

Jake Peralta 

A fictional character from the tv series Brooklyn 99. Peralta is married to Amy Santiago and is the worlds greatest detective/genius. His best friend is Charles Boyle.
Vulture: Whom has a big white ass?
Charles Boyle: JAKE PERALTA!