Yesterday, I had a total parafucktion; my hard drive melted down and at the same time the blender burst into flames.
by Althea_Novak August 28, 2007
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The dog hopped up on the bed halfway through coitus, and Dan--ever the perfucktionist--had to stop midthrust.
by Laughlynne May 28, 2016
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Perfucktion is an adjective that describes someone whom you would never date, but would totally fuck if you got the chance.
Katie Holmes is perfucktion, I would NEVER date her because she's a monsoon of bitchyness; but given the chance, You bet I'd totally tap that sweet ass.
by Dib N. Schwab IV March 26, 2010
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Get the Profucktion mug.A softer version of a perfectionist who does not give a fuck if no one appreciates what they have just made. Moreover, a perfucktionist will tell you to go fuck yourself if you start criticising their work. A perfucktionist knows what they have made is just perfect and fuck all those who disagree.
Save your breath and don't criticise John's painting. He's a perfucktionist, so all your efforts will be wasted.
by Murdoc Kylburne March 13, 2018
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