By far, the greatest word ever spoken. A variation of the word tit, which of course is short for "titty." For some people, a toit isn't simply one of 2 sacks of fat resting on a woman's chest, but rather it is a way of life.
Toit can be used to not only describe a pair of boobies, but it can be used interchangeably with every word in the dictionary, similar to the word "fuck"
Toit can be used to not only describe a pair of boobies, but it can be used interchangeably with every word in the dictionary, similar to the word "fuck"
Common usage:
Kevin: Damn dude that girl is dank.
Jacob: Holy shit look at her toits!
or
Cof: Man its windy. I am freezing my toits off!
Alternate Usages:
Jacob: Ahhhhh TOITS!!! i didnt do my homework. Fuck it im a senior!
or
Mark: Our dodgeball team just kicked the TOITS out of that pussy team. I nailed that freshman straight in the TOITS.
or
William: Dude i got caught jacking off to desperate housewives. and there's a video of it.
Mark: Wow. How guilTOITS, are you.
William: What is guilTOITS?
Mark: a variation of the word guilty, except way fucking cooler.
or
Jacob: there are no girls at this party. mark, call up some toits.
Mark: ah, i love toits.
Kevin: Damn dude that girl is dank.
Jacob: Holy shit look at her toits!
or
Cof: Man its windy. I am freezing my toits off!
Alternate Usages:
Jacob: Ahhhhh TOITS!!! i didnt do my homework. Fuck it im a senior!
or
Mark: Our dodgeball team just kicked the TOITS out of that pussy team. I nailed that freshman straight in the TOITS.
or
William: Dude i got caught jacking off to desperate housewives. and there's a video of it.
Mark: Wow. How guilTOITS, are you.
William: What is guilTOITS?
Mark: a variation of the word guilty, except way fucking cooler.
or
Jacob: there are no girls at this party. mark, call up some toits.
Mark: ah, i love toits.
by i love toits March 30, 2009
toit is a schwinger
by kieran chaplin January 14, 2004
by Anonymous August 17, 2003
i am toit. (adjective)
that toit was bad. (noun)
i am fat, toit i am gay. (conjunction)
I toit on you. (verb)
I ate chircken toit the house. (preposition)
I swing toitly. (adverb)
Toit smells like dingy. (pronoun)
that toit was bad. (noun)
i am fat, toit i am gay. (conjunction)
I toit on you. (verb)
I ate chircken toit the house. (preposition)
I swing toitly. (adverb)
Toit smells like dingy. (pronoun)
by toitmaster flex December 11, 2003