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penometer

The official ANSI intrument for measuring penis length and girth
by Cornwallis September 17, 2003
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pedometer

pedo-meter
a device that beeps everytime a pedofile is close to you
oh no! the pedometer is beeping. lets get out of here
by lschi1 March 31, 2015
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pedometer

A scientific instrument for measuring the degree of a person's sexual attraction to children.
"Applicants whose pedometer scores are greater than 25% are not approved for the position of Scoutmaster."
by va1erio December 14, 2008
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frosting the perimeter

When a man has explosively violent diahorrea and the majority of it ends of splattered on the sides of the bowl, as opposed to going straight down the hatch.
“Bro, I straight frosted that perimeter!”

“Couple of the OGs admired all the splatter after the young buck was done fully frosting the perimeter.”

“Couple of the guys noticed Boris had frosted the perimeter something fierce and complimented him for being woke.”
by GerthPaul November 16, 2022
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perimeter check

n. to go outside and smoke cigarettes; a euphemism that means to go outside of one's workplace(where smoking isn't allowed)and walk way beyond company property so that one could smoke.
Tim: Hey, where's everybody?
Bravo: Um, perimeter check.
Tim: Wha? Without me?
Bravo: Hey, you were busy.
by Nickarossi May 26, 2007
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accost the perimeter

Often done to prepare oneself to frost the perimeter, before one drops a messy pile of stool towards the hatch. Respectable men will always accost a perimeter before they frost it.
I could hear Boris accosting that perimeter for like 10 minutes before I actually heard stool splashing into the bowl!

Before perimeter is frosted, perimeter must be accosted!

Aggressive men waited outside of the communal restroom, ready to accost the perimeter one by one.

The perimeter was accosted multiple times by a large amount of guys.

The perimeter was accosted by three gang members in the public restroom.
by GerthPaul December 1, 2022
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Pedometer

Device used to measure the number of children in the park at any given time.
To Kyle's delight, his pedometer allerted him that it was prime time to be at the local swingsets.
by JoeCoolJRRT July 11, 2010
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