punometer

A particular friend or acquaintance whose reaction is used to measure the success of a pun. Usually selected based on their lack of approval of puns in general.

The joke went down well, but my usual punometer wasn't there, so I don't know how good it really was.

by TheJ9 June 1, 2011

pedometer

pedo-meter
a device that beeps everytime a pedofile is close to you

oh no! the pedometer is beeping. lets get out of here

by lschi1 March 31, 2015

pedometer

A scientific instrument for measuring the degree of a person's sexual attraction to children.

"Applicants whose pedometer scores are greater than 25% are not approved for the position of Scoutmaster."

by va1erio December 14, 2008

Pedometer

Device used to measure the number of children in the park at any given time.

To Kyle's delight, his pedometer allerted him that it was prime time to be at the local swingsets.

by JoeCoolJRRT July 11, 2010

Pedometer

Pedo-Meter= a device that keeps count of how many pedofiles you pass.

My pedometer reached 314 today during my 2 mile jog through the park.

by Camille Sterling January 11, 2010

penometer

The official ANSI intrument for measuring penis length and girth

by Cornwallis September 17, 2003

funometer

a scale or measurement used to measure how much fun one's having or had. zeero being no fun and splendid being the most fun ever.

OMG!! bro! we so much fun yesterday the funometer needle was reading Splendid

by otinga April 9, 2010