Cornwallis's definitions

penometer

The official ANSI intrument for measuring penis length and girth

by Cornwallis September 17, 2003

trample

The name of a fetish in which one derives sexual pleasure from being walked on, either barefoot or with wide variety of footwear.

I wish Ann Coulter would trample me in high heels.

by Cornwallis May 16, 2006

muntle

the fleshy area between a male's scrotum and asshole

It hurt like hell but lukily she had miss my balls and kicked me in my muntle.

by Cornwallis July 10, 2003

fupr

fat upper pussy region

by Cornwallis September 17, 2003