Penisteal 

Metal type composite made from foreskin.

Bro, I don’t like James car it’s made from penisteal

Penisteal by Hornet-Taker December 7, 2022

Penisweasel 

A person who will interrupt a friends attemp to seduce a person of the opposite sex, just to introduce themselves and try to seduce the same person.

Taylor: Would you like to get out of here and go back to my place?

Object of Seduction: Well...

Josh: Excuse me, I'm Josh. Can I buy you a shot?

Taylor: Dammit Josh, you penisweasel

Penisweasel by Yeah-Booooy January 29, 2014

Penistrain 

A huge fuckoff penis with wheels,

Toot Toot inCOMING Penistrain!!

Penistrain by Penistrain March 2, 2010

penisalso 

I don’t know

John: “what the fuck is ‘penisalso’”
Bob: “I’m not sure, what the fuck IS ‘penisalso’ stand alone Obi-wan movie starring Ewan McGreggor”

penisalso by Semi Aquatic Bird Society May 9, 2021

Penispalooza

1)A party where there only guys (or at least 80% guys)and there is a substantial abundance of weiner.

2)A crazy fucking party...but with gay peopl.lots and lots of gay people

Gay Gary had a great time at Penispalooza because a large black man named Francis gave him a reacharound.

Penispalooza by Blumkinator December 29, 2007

penistealthography 

The art of taking a photograph of a scenic item (ie; Flower Arrangement)that cleverly has your penis displayed in a stealthy fashion.

Hey Bob, I saw your latest penistealthography picture hanging on your Mother Inlaws livingroom wall, ya think she will ever notice it?

penistealthography by Bikerbob December 10, 2007

Penisual 

Anything of, or relating to the penis; Jenna

1. Gay men's lives are very penisual.
2. Garrick was acting soooo penisual today.

Penisual by Meathammer and Thongbreaker September 27, 2008