Penisternal 

A penis which is inverted internally into the body rather than external.

Don Harvey's got a hard on and now he's got pimples on his ass from his penisternal.

Penisternal by Stickman Straw www.mobarksclub.com December 28, 2004

penistealthography 

The art of taking a photograph of a scenic item (ie; Flower Arrangement)that cleverly has your penis displayed in a stealthy fashion.

Hey Bob, I saw your latest penistealthography picture hanging on your Mother Inlaws livingroom wall, ya think she will ever notice it?

penistealthography by Bikerbob December 10, 2007

peniphernalia

A catch-all term for the assorted pills, pumps, patches, potions, and other penis-related products commonly advertised in spam emails.

"I'm looking for an important email, but I have about to wade through all this peniphernalia spam to find it."

peniphernalia by Delirium Dreams February 16, 2008

Penisteal 

Metal type composite made from foreskin.

Bro, I don’t like James car it’s made from penisteal

Penisteal by Hornet-Taker December 7, 2022

Penistralia 

The planet where all penises originate from.
A planet worse than Uranus.
The planet is a creamy white color, the surface is really sticky (with small amounts of a red, bloodlike fluid).
A planet in which STD's are normal, everyone has HIV, AIDS, and Genital Herpes.

Elton John: "I can't wait to get to Penistralia because there's gonna be a hugeee sausagefest there.
David Furnish: "I thought my dick was enough for you!!"
Elton John: "WELL I WANT DICKS EVERYWHERE, even in my underwear!"

Penistralia by Estretoseten February 27, 2015

penistenalion 

penistenalion is basically where 3 girls cut your dick in 1/3 and grills it and eat it then use poop it out and forge it into a dildo to eventually use when desired.

"my friends (girls) has decided to do penistenalion on bob today, its gonna be so fun!"

penistenalion by plattytheplatplat February 15, 2025