Zak's definitions

Seagull Management

The type of business where your boss hovers around the office, takes the good ideas for himself/herself, and shits on every other idea you have.

I'm tired of this seagull management! I want to be able to use my OWN ideas for MYSELF.

by Zak April 30, 2003

Ozzyish

The incoherent, strung-together language spoken by The Crown Prince of Darkness, Ozyy Osbourne.

I don't speak Ozzyish, Mr. Osbourne. Can't you speak ENGLISH?

by Zak April 30, 2003

Buzzcocks

A very good punk band that is often overlooked or underrated. Sang songs about topics no other bands would touch. Very good, go pick up "Singles Going Steady" right now.

Lipstick, No Reply, Orgasm Addict, Ever Fallen In Love?

by Zak January 22, 2004

yellow yell

Span: A type of person who can convince cheese to perform complex algorithms.

This cheddar refuses to do my math homework. Please find me a yellow yell

by ZAK September 3, 2003

DW

a dick watcher.

dont change infornt of him hes a dw

by zak December 14, 2003

GayRE

A comment on Gamerankings that is deemed to be very gay.

"That was a very GayRE comment, Jay."

by Zak July 3, 2004

van gogh

cutting off ones ear to quit hearing ones bullshit

i had to van gogh my ears to stop the piercing pain of your constant baggering.

by ZAk March 23, 2005