Zak's definitions

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What many people wish would just happen when they do something REALLY stupid, just before the reaction comes.

by Zak September 1, 2003

1 2 ska-do

1. finger banging 2.finger banging ones mother 3. fingering anything really

Hey Luigi! I gave your mom the 1 2 ska-do last night.

by ZAk March 22, 2005

Stress Puppy

A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.

by Zak May 3, 2003

war

A byproduct of the arts of peace.

We are a nation at war.

by Zak May 3, 2003

CGNU

Crazy-Go-Nuts University, where people such as Strong Bad and The Cheat have graduated. Main sport team: the Golf Club. Mascot: the Dumple!

Fighting and sometimes striving
Wondering what the Dumple is.
Excellence and what is valor?
And The Cheat will hit things with a golf club.
Cee! Gee! In!....You! (me?)

by Zak August 28, 2003

Ozzyish

The incoherent, strung-together language spoken by The Crown Prince of Darkness, Ozyy Osbourne.

I don't speak Ozzyish, Mr. Osbourne. Can't you speak ENGLISH?

by Zak April 30, 2003

van gogh

cutting off ones ear to quit hearing ones bullshit

i had to van gogh my ears to stop the piercing pain of your constant baggering.

by ZAk March 23, 2005