Zak's definitions

monosyllabic

Composed of one syllable words. Going against the pronounciation of the word itself.

Monosyllabic sentence: This is a look at these kinds of words.

by Zak May 3, 2003

Seagull Management

The type of business where your boss hovers around the office, takes the good ideas for himself/herself, and shits on every other idea you have.

I'm tired of this seagull management! I want to be able to use my OWN ideas for MYSELF.

by Zak April 30, 2003

Ozzyish

The incoherent, strung-together language spoken by The Crown Prince of Darkness, Ozyy Osbourne.

I don't speak Ozzyish, Mr. Osbourne. Can't you speak ENGLISH?

by Zak April 30, 2003

van gogh

cutting off ones ear to quit hearing ones bullshit

i had to van gogh my ears to stop the piercing pain of your constant baggering.

by ZAk March 23, 2005

GayRE

A comment on Gamerankings that is deemed to be very gay.

"That was a very GayRE comment, Jay."

by Zak July 3, 2004

Percussive Maintenance

The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

The server's down...nothing a little percussive maintenance can't fix...

by Zak May 29, 2003

yellow yell

Span: A type of person who can convince cheese to perform complex algorithms.

This cheddar refuses to do my math homework. Please find me a yellow yell

by ZAK September 3, 2003