Penistocracy 

Noun combining the root word and noun "penis" with the and combining noun form "-cracy," a suffix which menas "form of government, social or political class, and theory of social organization."

Penistocracy Definitions:

1 : government by the biggest dick or by a group of small, but nevertheless dickish dicks; also, government by the biggest pricks or assholes

2 a : a government in which power is vested (see 2vest 1a) in a minority consisting of those who are the most dickish

2 b : a state with such a government

3 : a governing body or upper class usually made up of a hereditary nobility a member of a penistocracy

4 : a class or group of people believed to be superior (as in rank, wealth, or intellect) an intellectual penistocracy

The Orokin penistocracy was overthrown by the Tenno and the Lotus.

Penistocracy by Rhekemi June 15, 2018

Penitocracy 

Ruled by those who have penises.

I'm tired of working for a company that's ruled by a penitocracy.

Penitocracy by Frustrated Female Employee July 15, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016