penisnt

When a penis is so small, its not a penIS, its a penISN'T.

Girl: Alright, unzip your pants, we're going to do this.
Guy: ..Okay.. *unzips*
Girl: ... HAHAHAHAHAHA THATS NOT A PENIS.. THATS A PENISNT
Guy: *ruined for life* :*(

by TehNait October 16, 2006