Penisata 

A piñata that’s shaped like a penis - great fun at hen do's, even better at Divorce parties

“Hey Cheryl – look she’s got a massive penisata”
“Yeah, Joyce, what’s a hen party without thrashing a giant cock”

Penisata by The Pinata Pimp. March 8, 2011

Penistat 

A penis which can be used to accurately measure temperature.

"Is it cold today?"

"Let me go outside and check my penistat."

Penistat by ttoptommy July 5, 2012

Peniscatarian

The practice of eating no meat except for penis

You know that one guy Spencer? Yeah, he's a peniscatarian.

Peniscatarian by Dakodak September 29, 2013

Penistarian 

Someone whose diet consists mainly of Penis. e.g. cock dick

Ever since she started college she has become such a Penistarian.

He joined the army? Yeah, he wanted to be a Penistarian.

Penistarian by Straadius August 1, 2009

penistagger 

a person who keeps track of all the dicks they have sucked by heart

Bro you're such a penistagger.

penistagger by Shoemaker69 November 14, 2018

Penisatarian

1. One who partakes in the act of dining on the male sex organ. The Penis.

2. A homosexual.

1. Man, she's really going to town. She's such a penisatarian.

2. No wonder that asshole didn't want to eat me out, he's a Penisatarian.

Penisatarian by 1qaz0okn May 8, 2010

Penistalsis 

The motion of a penis across great distance by the staggered contraction of muscles along its length

Help , I'm being chased by a penis!
How is it moving?
Penistalsis!

Penistalsis by farticorn September 18, 2014