Penis 

An underdeveloped third leg between your two fully developed legs that only males have

Kenneth: hey, Chris... what’s a penis?
chris: Bruh don’t ask me cause idk
Noosha: Fellas it’s obviously the underdeveloped third leg between your fully developed legs

Penis by JumboJuice69420 July 31, 2019

Penis 

Something used to fuck someone’s mom last night after dying in a cod lobby.

P1: *dies to P2*
Also P1: I fucked your mom last night.
P2: Not cool man she k*illed herself.
P1: Oh, I’m sorry man-
P2: After seeing your tiny penis!

Penis by Catchy10 January 15, 2022

Penis 

A magical wand only found on a certain majority of people. You can use it to make milk, babies, and lemonade. Just don’t use it wrong though or you’ll suffer some pretty terrible consequences.

I can suck my own penis! All my friends are doing it!

Penis by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 12, 2021

penis 

the thing that justin bieber doesnt have

haha he doesnt have a penis

penis by helloim345 June 23, 2010

Penis 

Penis

Penis

Penis by Emi Mac Donald November 22, 2018

Penis 

The funniest word ever

Person: "penis"

Other person: "ahahahahaha!"

Penis by Bitch_fucker69 September 4, 2021

Penis 

A male genital that you wish was longer.

How long is your penis?

Penis by TheDanqShanq May 9, 2019