Penistat

A penis which can be used to accurately measure temperature.

"Is it cold today?"

"Let me go outside and check my penistat."

by ttoptommy July 5, 2012

Penistat

It's a tattoo on your penis.

Yo Jeff check out my penistat! It's a cross because i luv jezuz!

by Lolpokemanz543 March 15, 2010

penistrate

Verb.

To penetrate someone with a penis, typically your own.

I'm going to call up that hooker, on craigslist, and penistrate her for $150 an hour.

by Margeret Shadowski August 30, 2008

penitat

Tattoo on or around the penis.

I think it would hurt to get a penitat.

by kuip83 April 16, 2008

Penisata

A piñata that’s shaped like a penis - great fun at hen do's, even better at Divorce parties

“Hey Cheryl – look she’s got a massive penisata”
“Yeah, Joyce, what’s a hen party without thrashing a giant cock”

by The Pinata Pimp. March 8, 2011

Peniscatarian

The practice of eating no meat except for penis

You know that one guy Spencer? Yeah, he's a peniscatarian.

by Dakodak September 29, 2013

Penistarian

Someone whose diet consists mainly of Penis. e.g. cock dick

Ever since she started college she has become such a Penistarian.

He joined the army? Yeah, he wanted to be a Penistarian.

by Straadius August 1, 2009