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Edward Penisfingers 

A sad misunderstood man who lives in a castle of regret upon a hilltop of doom, far from social interaction and reality. Often surrounds himself with various computers that simulate a social life, and clings to people he meets on the Internet as though they're The One due to not having any real knowledge of interpersonal relationships to put things in perspective. Often found browsing the thinkgeek website with a hand down his pants and feeling sorry for himself.
"hi IRC, Have you seen Amy?" - "No" - "How about now? Now? Now? Now? Sigh, I love her" - "Dude, you're such an Edward Penisfingers"

penis nigger 

when your friend is an ass
penis nigger by USsr188486 May 20, 2019

penistagger 

a person who keeps track of all the dicks they have sucked by heart
Bro you're such a penistagger.
penistagger by Shoemaker69 November 14, 2018

Penisfingers 

A phrase used specifically as a textual banner on your cellphone. Expresses love in a confusing, non-traditional way. Must be put on your phone by a friend or lover, not by one's self.
Aaron: "Dude, why does your phone say Penisfingers."

Mary: "My BFFL but it there okay."

Aaron: "Umm. Cute?"
Penisfingers by molomay April 4, 2009

PENIS NIGGER 

HEY THATS A PENIS NIGGER FAGGOT JEW HOMOPHOBIC HITLER NAZI NIGGER
PENIS NIGGER by niggerchildlover27 January 30, 2022

penis nigger fart 

penis nigger fart is when a nigger farts and his penis jiggles
“Yo bro did you see Jayden he just had a penis nigger fart I saw it through his shorts!”
penis nigger fart by c420frl May 6, 2024