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guy who plays penis for a life

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penist by MaLdEr September 19, 2007

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penist

a person who assumes one's penis size

"Wow, you assumed my penis is big. That's penist"

penist by smallpeem April 29, 2021

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Penist

Noun.. a past tense Penis

That was a great Penist solo.

Penist by Deadlysmurf August 24, 2019

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Penist

It's not that word, it is referring to people who play with a pen in class.

I myself play with pens in class.

OMG THE PENIST IS PLAYING WITH HIS PEN IN CLASS!!!!

OMG THE PENIST HAS A BLACK PEN!!!!

Penist by 69420nakd May 9, 2022

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Guacamole nigga penis

Some real nigga shit

Hey, Timmy, your mom died, sorry you have to find out this way.
Timmy: guacamole nigga penis

Guacamole nigga penis by Cheesey Animated Productions April 6, 2019

Pilgrim Penis

An uncircumcised penis.

Balto shut the fuck up you mother fucking pencil tit circle toast pilgrim penis.

Pilgrim Penis by JR32 October 14, 2020

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puff penis

A painful constriction of the opening of the foreskin so that it cannot be drawn back over the tip of the penis.

Joe: "So, what'd you do to get exiled?"
Quagmire: "Ah, I slept with an underaged virgin to cure my puff penis."

puff penis by thislunchmeatsmellslikefarts August 11, 2017

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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