penist

guy who plays penis for a life

pianist: 500$ per hour
penist: 200$ per hour

by MaLdEr September 19, 2007

penist

a person who assumes one's penis size

"Wow, you assumed my penis is big. That's penist"

by smallpeem April 29, 2021

Penist

Noun.. a past tense Penis

That was a great Penist solo.

by Deadlysmurf August 24, 2019

Penist

It's not that word, it is referring to people who play with a pen in class.

I myself play with pens in class.

OMG THE PENIST IS PLAYING WITH HIS PEN IN CLASS!!!!

OMG THE PENIST HAS A BLACK PEN!!!!

by 69420nakd May 9, 2022

Guacamole nigga penis

Some real nigga shit

Hey, Timmy, your mom died, sorry you have to find out this way.
Timmy: guacamole nigga penis

by Cheesey Animated Productions April 6, 2019

Pilgrim Penis

An uncircumcised penis.

Balto shut the fuck up you mother fucking pencil tit circle toast pilgrim penis.

by JR32 October 14, 2020

puff penis

A painful constriction of the opening of the foreskin so that it cannot be drawn back over the tip of the penis.

Joe: "So, what'd you do to get exiled?"
Quagmire: "Ah, I slept with an underaged virgin to cure my puff penis."

by thislunchmeatsmellslikefarts August 11, 2017