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Peniscatarian

The practice of eating no meat except for penis
You know that one guy Spencer? Yeah, he's a peniscatarian.
Peniscatarian by Dakodak September 29, 2013

Penistarian 

Someone whose diet consists mainly of Penis. e.g. cock dick
Ever since she started college she has become such a Penistarian.

He joined the army? Yeah, he wanted to be a Penistarian.
Penistarian by Straadius August 1, 2009

Penisarian

one who only eats penis...
I eat 2 to 3 penises a day... making you a Penisarian
Penisarian by MrEbay & Mj October 21, 2010

penitarian 

person that has a diet consisting mostly of penis and sperm.
My girlfriend is a huge penitarian. Also the same as penivore and opposite to vagitarian.
penitarian by bakezzzz May 10, 2009

Penyatarian 

A diet that consists of only highly carcinogenic foods
Persi is not a Penyatarian, but Penya is.
Penyatarian by Persiana Jones February 5, 2018

peninatarias 

Is when Mya allans need to be pinned on a wall and made out with
I really need to be peninatarias by caden Weier
peninatarias by Caden Weier March 30, 2021
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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