pantsmonger

A person of so little import that they deserve nothing more than to either sell or consume pants for a living.

Jeff stole my pie, the pantsmonger

pantsmonger by Bob of Bob March 15, 2004

penismonger 

Someone who only wants you for your penis. They drain your penis of all it's got and still aren't satisfied.

My ex-girlfriend the nympho was such a *penismonger*

penismonger by Lisa March 13, 2003

penismonger 

One who trades in male reproductive organs

"Fresh penises! Get your fresh penises here!" yelled the penismonger through the din of the market

penismonger by RabidWombat June 1, 2004

Partymonger 

A person that will always convince you to party, especially if you're unmotivated or hungover.

Lyle: "I'm so shakey and bloated, I will never party again. I retire."
Sage: "Don't be a fag on Natturday... let's shotgun some Natty and start this game of wizard sticks."
Lyle: "You're such a partymonger! Where would I be without you? My Nattmare is over!"

Partymonger by Burt Bitchin October 15, 2014

Penismongering 

Like warmongering - asking, even trying to make war happen. But, y'know, trying to make penis happen.

Ah, don't mind Jerry he's just penismongering.

Penismongering by Lechuga3738 July 31, 2022