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penis mongor 

A man who is pre-occupied to talk about anything else but the penis
A person whose face looks like a penis, and therefore subject to much ridicule
A person who collect penis's, and has a book about penis sizes
The other definition you will find out once you are fucked up, which is the truest definition
Ethan is a fuckin penis mongor
I know he always talks about the penis
Dude he has a book on penis's too
what a penis mongor

O Shit that dude is a fucking penis mongor (only allowed when fucked up)

Fuck you u penis mongor u
penis mongor by Masturbate March 10, 2008

penis monger 

A male prostitute.

Etymology - Penis (the male reproductive organ) monger (one who sells something)

The literal definition is "one who sells penis"
When my mom died, my dad became a penis monger.
penis monger by DaMathBoy November 1, 2006

penis monger 

wow that penis monger sure does love the penis
penis monger by frankly honest March 24, 2008

penis monger 

a person who wants to have sex with a penis, or a gay person, or a person acting gay.
Staw away from that penis monger!
penis monger by Evan Macias June 25, 2005

penis mongeranator 

one who particularly enjoys the mongeranation of the male genitalia.
The lead singer of Fall Out Boy 'ees huge penis mongeranator.

Mongolian throat penis

When a girl does Mongolian throat singing and someone puts their dick in her throat
HOLY SHIT SHES DOING THE MONGOLIAN THROAT PENIS!!!!!