pency 

A miser, a scrooge-like individual, putting profit above people.

Matthias was a pency. Not a penny would be spent on long distance calls if a letter would do.

pency by anonymous May 13, 2021

Pencive 

That look on woman's faces when they find out what Mike Pence and The D mean by"Grab Them by the Pussy" after they over turn Roe Vs Wade.. It's an all encompassing Vice grip..

She looked Pencive after her redneck uncle forgot to pull out, now she has to raise the funding to get to Canada so she isn't forced to give birth to her nephew.

Pencive by Sparky b November 16, 2016

Penny Rubbing 

1.) To use one's pointy finger (digitus secundus) and middle finger (digitus medius) in a rubbing manner with the thumb to attend to one's genitals.

2.) The money gesture, only done with the meatus of the penis in the middle.

- Penny Rubbing is primarily done outside of the pants or from within a pocket.

Yo Rob! Quit PENNY RUBBING while you're cooking dinner.

As Rob listened to his girlfriend mindlessly dribble, he was penny rubbing, allowing proper aeration and ventilation to the folds of his scrotum.

Penny Rubbing by Rob....? Later. October 19, 2011

Penceworld 

A backup plan, waiting in the White House wings, also elitist and divisive but appearing moderate and polite.

American nightmares are fueled by the prospect of Penceworld, a dark and terrifying political climate with no separation between church and state.

Penceworld by Dr Bunnygirl November 18, 2017

Pence Face 

n. A facial expression held, often for extended periods of time, by someone experiencing intense pleasure approaching ecstatic adoration; such pleasure derived, however, not from the contemplation of the beloved, but the activation of a remotely controlled vibrator located in the wearer’s rectum or vagina.

Ex. Mike caught a big break and was able to maintain his Pence Face during Donald’s entire speech thanks to Devin’s deft control of the Mike's anal vibrator.

Pence Face by ciabrat May 28, 2018

Pencil and Sharpener theory 

The lock and key theory can finally be disproved. The lock and key theory states that "A key that opens many locks is a master key, yet a lock that can be opened by many keys is a useless lock" The counter theory, the pencil and sharpener theory states that "a pencil that is sharpened by a lot of sharpeners becomes a useless stub/pencil while a sharpener that sharpens a lot of pencils is a good pencil sharpener" This theory is rarely favoured by males... for some reason.

Are you curious to know how this proof was derived? if YES, Click on Alt + F4 (on windows) and ⌘ + Shift + W (on a mac)

The pencil and sharpener theory is mostly used to shut a boy up when he brings up the lock and key theory. Works everytime

Pencil and Sharpener theory by Pitarz September 8, 2016

Mike Pence rule 

A rule stating that men should never put themselves in a situation where they can be falsely accused of rape, sexual assault, or fraternization. The rule is named after Mike Pence, the 48th vice president of the United States.

In 2002, Mike Pence told the Hill that he never eats alone with a woman other than his wife and that he won’t attend events featuring alcohol without her by his side.

This rule gained widespread popularity after the #MeToo witch trials of 2017. Proving innocence is often difficult or impossible, so the easiest way to avoid false accusations is to avoid women altogether.

Due to the Mike Pence rule, I can't mentor any of my female coworkers.

Mike Pence rule by Dr. Steven Chang January 10, 2018