scrooge

a miserable person. a person who is unwilling to give. stingy person.

he's such a scrooge

by eH? March 18, 2003

scrooge

To slam a being against a hard wall, pull down their pants as well as yours, get behind them in a comfortable upright position, and repeatedly stick your penis in and out of their anus.

To use strength and agility to force a man, woman, or toddler upon an elevated surface and to wiggle your way into their asshole.

Harry Johnson: Ahhh dude i can't walk, some child scrooged the shit out of me!!!



Steve: Ow!!

Brad: what happened man?

Steve: yesterday billy tossed me onto a desk and scrooged me until i blacked out


Fujimora: Herro is anybody here.

Creeper: I'm here Fujimora, im here.

Fujimora: Who say that?

Creeper: I say that Fujimora, i say that. Now get on the wall and pull down your pants, it's scrooging time.

by scroogemaster February 19, 2009

scrooge

A really cool guy, before he went on an acid trip which caused him to see three hallucinations and turn into a pussy.

At least Scrooge knew that Christmas was a sham.

Bah Humbug!

by AYB March 13, 2003

scrooge

what you say to laugh at someone when they do something embarassing.

person 1:(falls and rips pants, revealing really small schlong.)

person 2: ha! scrooge!

by Aaron Kim July 22, 2006

scrooge

1. someone who spoils Christmas

2. a stingy person, a miser

He was a scrooge but he never understood what christmas was about anyway.

by The Return of Light Joker December 23, 2009

scrooge

Having sex with a female with protection and then leaving right afterwards and taking the condom with you because of fear of woman trying to get pregnant with stagnant sperm.

Brian: how did it go with that chick last night dude?
Kevin: It was awesome, but she's crazy so I scrooged.
Brian: Totally understandable.

by tollyhobro November 29, 2011

scrooge

(adj.) the kind of person who is selfish and wishes others harm

"That man is such a scrooge!"

by Shell E. February 20, 2013