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Someone with a long but extremely thin penis, resembling a pencil.
wow, all lenghth no body, what a pencil dick.
by James August November 05, 2007
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a Feckless, Shameless, Coward whose purpose in Life is to please Donald J. Trump with Oral Praise and Bullshit Compliments. ( Noun ).
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A man's penis who has length but no width, like a pencil.
He's good looking but he has a pencil dick.
by bagitbabe May 15, 2008
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a penis that is long and skinny; a penis that is commonly confused with a pencil.
"Hey Phil, are you using that or can I write with it?? " - girl
"No... that's my pencil dick" - Phil
by crunchwrapMP December 05, 2009
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A descriptive word used to describe a dick with little girth.
the women he had sex with often refer to him as a pencildick.
by ootmtoo May 24, 2008
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Have you ever noticed that Chinese guys all pee in the crappers so that no one can see their pencil dicks?
by andy1 April 19, 2005
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Etymology: Middle English pensel, from Middle French pincel, from (assumed) Vulgar Latin penicellus, alteration of Latin penicillus, diminutive of peniculus brush, from diminutive of penis tail, penis.

A male organ of copulation that is small or narrow in circumference or width, lacking usual or desirable bulk, which that in male mammals including humans, usually is not able to cause the opposite sex to have an explosive discharge of neuromuscular tensions accompanied by vaginal contractions.
I can’t marry Scott, the act of love making sucks because he has a pencil dick.
by Jendo October 15, 2004
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