60 definitions by Tommy Wommy Womsters

The result of being so goddamn afraid your penis freaks out and sucks into your intestines.
Looking at that fucking Eskimo/Whale freaked me out so much my weenus shrunk into itself, forming a penile cavity.
by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 8, 2003
A redneck term used to prod a fellow to complete a task; i.e. finish a beer.
by Tommy Wommy Womsters September 25, 2003
A beauteous deformity in which the area where the vagina normally resides is instead inhabited by two vaginas, parallel to each other.
I went down on your mom and she had a duplipussy. I was so happy I called up some friends and we did some DVDA.
by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 14, 2003
Food for people too poor to get real meet.
Damn, I would really like some steak but all I can afford are these stupid chitlins. Fuck!
by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 15, 2003
1) One of the most underrated British bands of all time.
2) Slang for pubes.
1) The Kinks released an album called "Arthur" that was delicately spectacular.
2) The Kinks are all itchy today. I musta gotten crabs or some shit. Fuck!
by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 22, 2003
1) A word that is nearly impossible not to include in its own definition.
2) A li'l piece of shit of a word.
1) Poop - the excrement of the booty.
2) Dude, the is the crappiest word ever.
by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 27, 2003
The unfortunate (but often hilarious) result of a busty woman fitting herself into a swimsuit too small for her body. The suit's tight fabric crushes her breasts together, creating a single, enormous boob in the center of her chest.
D00d, that chick's monoboob is outta control! She looks like a boobclops.
by Tommy Wommy Womsters January 23, 2005