60 definitions by Tommy Wommy Womsters

penile cavity

The result of being so goddamn afraid your penis freaks out and sucks into your intestines.

Looking at that fucking Eskimo/Whale freaked me out so much my weenus shrunk into itself, forming a penile cavity.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 8, 2003

chitlins

Food for people too poor to get real meet.

Damn, I would really like some steak but all I can afford are these stupid chitlins. Fuck!

by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 15, 2003

the

1) A word that is nearly impossible not to include in its own definition.
2) A li'l piece of shit of a word.

1) Poop - the excrement of the booty.
2) Dude, the is the crappiest word ever.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 27, 2003

Get 'er Done

A redneck term used to prod a fellow to complete a task; i.e. finish a beer.

Get 'er done, boy! Finish that natty!

by Tommy Wommy Womsters September 25, 2003

monoboob

The unfortunate (but often hilarious) result of a busty woman fitting herself into a swimsuit too small for her body. The suit's tight fabric crushes her breasts together, creating a single, enormous boob in the center of her chest.

D00d, that chick's monoboob is outta control! She looks like a boobclops.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters January 23, 2005

slsk

The abbreviation for soulseek. Only used by 1337 hipsters.

DL pr0n 0n slsk, b01!!!!!11

by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 11, 2003

Pentipenis

A disturbing birth defect in which the infant has five penii instead of fingers for his right hand.

1--That kid fucked six chicks at the same time, d00d!
2--How is that possible?
1--He has a pentipenis!
2--Man, that's obvious. I'm fucking dumb.
1--Yeah, you really are.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 14, 2003